... drunken family members?
... drunken in laws?
... drunken family members and in laws who fight over who gets to hold/kiss/play with/sing to the baby?
... drunken family members and in laws who fight over who gets to hold/kiss/play with/sing to the baby WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING!?
Conversation at In Law Christmas dinner:
... drunken family members and in laws who fight over who gets to hold/kiss/play with/sing to the baby WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING!?
Conversation at In Law Christmas dinner:
Why does he get to hold the baby?
Cause you're drunk.
20 minutes later:
20 minutes later:
Oh sure, let her play with the baby and not me.
*tapping foot
You can play with the baby... just not when she's sleeping, or nursing, or crying.
Or awake, or laughing....
Or when you're drunk.
10 minutes later
Where's the baby?
Sleeping.
Would you get upset if I woke her up so I could play with her?
Maybe a little, you're drunk.
5 minutes later
Look how cute she is sleeping... look at her little bum
If you wake her, I will kill you.
10 minutes later
Where's the baby?
Sleeping.
Would you get upset if I woke her up so I could play with her?
Maybe a little, you're drunk.
5 minutes later
Look how cute she is sleeping... look at her little bum
If you wake her, I will kill you.
Just let me hold the baby one more time
*tap tap tap - Can someone get me a drink?
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